Adventures In Mixing Alcohol With Disgruntled Workers And Wax Figured Celebrities

I guess some small part of me always did want to witness first hand what it would be like if a crazy woman at Madame Taussad’s pushed over J. Lo at a party, swung her around until her arm broke off, slammed her to the ground and shattered her ass, thus causing a ripple effect throughout her body that resulted in a giant pile of multi-colored wax and one busted weave. Rest In Peace, Wax J Lo. Your love don’t cost a thing. But hopefully your insurance plan does. 


“Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor. Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.”

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